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Post by balzaccom on Aug 20, 2024 6:42:40 GMT -8
Did you know that the first French frie were not cooked in France?
The were cooked in Greece.
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Post by balzaccom on Aug 22, 2024 11:49:52 GMT -8
Research shows that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy.
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Post by driftwoody on Aug 22, 2024 15:51:40 GMT -8
Research shows that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy. Nevertheless, they all whistle while they work.
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Post by ErnieW on Aug 29, 2024 5:58:51 GMT -8
To the person who invented zero
Thanks for nothing!
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Post by ErnieW on Aug 29, 2024 6:00:47 GMT -8
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
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Post by ErnieW on Sept 2, 2024 15:55:27 GMT -8
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special.
Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
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Post by ErnieW on Sept 2, 2024 15:58:21 GMT -8
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church.
Priest: "Stop! We don't allow Higgs-Bosons in here."
Higgs-Boson: “Please, just this time?”
Priest: “No. No Higgs-Boson allowed.”
Higgs-Boson: “Please?
Priest:”No.”
Higgs-Boson:”…but without me, how can you have Mass?”
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Post by balzaccom on Sept 2, 2024 20:32:03 GMT -8
"Holmes," cried Dr. Watson. "There is an apple where his head should be! And the clocks on the table have all melted!"
"Yes, Watson," Holmes replied. "I very much fear we are on the trail of a surreal killer."
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Post by ErnieW on Sept 7, 2024 17:13:30 GMT -8
The institute of unfinished research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people
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Post by ErnieW on Sept 7, 2024 17:27:27 GMT -8
People are often surprised when they see the intricate tattoo that I had done in Madrid.
Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision!
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Post by ErnieW on Sept 8, 2024 8:06:25 GMT -8
What do you call a mythical Scottish creature that roams around ringing doorbells?
The knock less monster.
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Post by rebeccad on Sept 8, 2024 18:40:24 GMT -8
Ernie, those are bad. Really, truly bad.
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Post by catonsvillebill on Sept 10, 2024 10:56:00 GMT -8
A buddy of mines wife is enraged with him. He got home from work one day and she had a map of the world pinned to the living room wall. She said Throw a dart & where it lands is where we will go on vacation this winter. The are spending two weeks behind the couch.
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