desert dweller
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Power to the Peaceful...Hate does not create.
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Post by desert dweller on Nov 6, 2017 14:16:14 GMT -8
Got one? Family friendly.
I'll start. Remember, the badder the better.
"Three men walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
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dale
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Post by dale on Nov 6, 2017 15:04:10 GMT -8
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
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dale
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Post by dale on Nov 6, 2017 15:04:52 GMT -8
It doesn't matter , he won't come to you
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crawford
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.--Edison
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Post by crawford on Nov 6, 2017 16:18:10 GMT -8
What do you call a steer with no legs?
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crawford
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.--Edison
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Post by crawford on Nov 6, 2017 16:18:24 GMT -8
Ground Beef
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Nov 6, 2017 16:37:55 GMT -8
I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Nov 6, 2017 16:42:04 GMT -8
A turtle was walking home one night when he got mugged and beaten by 3 slugs.
The cop asked, "can you describe the suspects?"
The turtle said, "no.........it all happened so fast"
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Nov 6, 2017 16:44:37 GMT -8
I hit a dog while out driving the other day
I got out and said, "yo dog, why you all up in my grill?"
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Post by johntpenca on Nov 6, 2017 17:00:40 GMT -8
I used to think I was indecisive, now I am not so sure.
mods: kudos
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Post by Lamebeaver on Nov 6, 2017 17:55:23 GMT -8
A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a pub.
The Scotsman orders a pint of McEwan's, The Englishman orders a pint of Newcastle, and the Irishman, of course asks for a pint of Guinness.
It's a warm summer day. When the waiter brings their pints, the Scotsman notices a fly in his. Not wanting to make a fuss, he simply picks it out and flicks it aside.
The Englishman also notices a fly in his Newcastle, and calls the waiter back over. "I say old chap", he exclaims, "There's a fly in my beer. Would you be a good fellow and pour me another?".
The two then look over at the Irishman. He has a fly in his hand, holding it by the wings and shaking it violently and yelling "Spit it back! Spit it back ye wee little bastid!"
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tigger
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Post by tigger on Nov 6, 2017 18:08:42 GMT -8
What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall?
"Damn"
What did the doe say when it left the woods?
"I won't do that for a buck again"
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Post by JRinGeorgia on Nov 6, 2017 18:25:09 GMT -8
How do you find a lost squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
That's the oldest joke I know, my grandmother told me that when I was a toddler.
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Post by Lamebeaver on Nov 6, 2017 19:48:28 GMT -8
What do you call a women with one leg that's shorter than the other?
Eileen
What do you call an oriental women with one leg that's shorter than the other?
Irene
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desert dweller
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Post by desert dweller on Nov 7, 2017 4:49:06 GMT -8
The hotdog man puts on his bun and walks to the mailbox. He was excited to see the notice from Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes saying that he may already be a wiener.
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Post by hikingtiger on Nov 7, 2017 6:36:45 GMT -8
"Three men walk into a bar. The third one ducks." Two men walk into a bar. Thud. Thud. |
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