ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 15, 2024 16:50:06 GMT -8
How do you console an English teacher?
There, their, they’re.
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Post by balzaccom on Jul 25, 2024 17:38:29 GMT -8
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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Post by burntfoot on Jul 25, 2024 19:10:39 GMT -8
How do you know you are in a math teacher's yard?
All the trees have square roots.
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 26, 2024 17:24:42 GMT -8
What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Luke warm
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 26, 2024 20:29:50 GMT -8
I was at the library when people started throwing Stephen King novels around.
I couldn't figure out why then IT hit me.
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Post by balzaccom on Jul 27, 2024 19:44:42 GMT -8
When I go backpacking solo, people ask me if I take protection for my encounters with bears or mountain lions.
I tell them no.
I am not at all sexually attracted to either species.
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Post by balzaccom on Jul 30, 2024 18:39:01 GMT -8
When I was young my teacher told me not to worry about my spelling, because in the future there would be auto=correct.
For that I am eternally grapefruit.
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Post by ErnieW on Aug 4, 2024 15:38:11 GMT -8
I made a graph of my past relationships.
It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.
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Post by ErnieW on Aug 7, 2024 7:03:11 GMT -8
Bugs Bunny won’t accept files through Google Drive.
He’ll only take a WhatsApp doc.
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Post by ErnieW on Aug 7, 2024 7:52:53 GMT -8
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What's with the paper towel hat?"
The pirate replies "Arr, there be a Bounty on me head!"
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Post by ErnieW on Aug 13, 2024 18:35:50 GMT -8
Spanking your own kids is already low, but if you spank someone else's kid you've hit a new bottom.
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Post by ErnieW on Aug 14, 2024 7:17:18 GMT -8
For nature lovers:
All mushrooms are edible.
Some only once.
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Post by ErnieW on Aug 17, 2024 17:00:04 GMT -8
A single friend of mine asked me what it's like to be married.
I told him, on one hand, you get to wear a cool ring. On the other hand, you don't.
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Post by driftwoody on Aug 18, 2024 4:32:39 GMT -8
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Post by balzaccom on Aug 20, 2024 6:42:02 GMT -8
I just found out that I'm colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
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