rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on Jun 22, 2024 13:09:24 GMT -8
I laughed aloud at both of the last two :D.
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balzaccom
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Waiting for spring...
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 25, 2024 7:24:20 GMT -8
My wife said to me, "you're not listening, are you?"
And I thought: "That's a pretty odd way to start a conversation..."
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Post by marmotstew on Jun 25, 2024 7:47:28 GMT -8
Reminds me of the line from Harry in Dumb and Dumber.
“She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.”
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 26, 2024 4:16:52 GMT -8
I'd like to do some drawings of bread but I can't find a roll model.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 26, 2024 8:56:55 GMT -8
After the chess tournament, a bunch of the players went into the hotel lobby to brag to each other
It a clear case of chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 29, 2024 10:45:34 GMT -8
Did you know, you can wear a canoe on your head?
Upside down, of course!
It fits because it's capsized.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 1, 2024 10:13:35 GMT -8
Kid: Can you spell wonton backwards?
Dad: Not now
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Jul 1, 2024 12:00:12 GMT -8
I've been feeling lonely recently, so I started a small business.
Now I have a little company.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 2, 2024 6:56:16 GMT -8
Just saw a sports car being driven by a sheep in a swim suit.
It was a lamb bikini
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balzaccom
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Bad Jokes
Jul 3, 2024 5:38:50 GMT -8
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Post by balzaccom on Jul 3, 2024 5:38:50 GMT -8
We often eat hamburgers made from lamb. They're called Lamborghinis. No joke.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 6, 2024 7:27:24 GMT -8
I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas.
But they usually go over people’s heads.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 8, 2024 10:08:24 GMT -8
Honey, you're not really nice to your son.
Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?'
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 8, 2024 19:43:53 GMT -8
I got a new car for my wife.
Best trade-in ever!
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 12, 2024 14:39:27 GMT -8
What word can you make shorter by adding two letters?
Short
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 13, 2024 12:10:55 GMT -8
My friend’s grandson got a degree in Egyptology but can't get a job. So he's paying more money to get a PhD so he can work teaching other people Egyptology.
That sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
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