bcpete
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There's cool, and then there's me.
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Post by bcpete on Oct 19, 2024 15:21:11 GMT -8
My cousin and his wife in the Netherlands named their newborn son Ivan; they were caught off guard because they were expecting a girl, so they were rushing to come up with a boy's name.
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driftwoody
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Take the path closer to the edge, especially if less traveled
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Post by driftwoody on Oct 19, 2024 16:12:42 GMT -8
^^that joke^^ is Terrible
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Oct 21, 2024 9:24:51 GMT -8
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language
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balzaccom
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Waiting for spring...
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Post by balzaccom on Oct 21, 2024 17:58:37 GMT -8
What do you call it when you tickle a guy so hard he dies?
Manslaughter.
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Oct 22, 2024 14:17:15 GMT -8
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Oct 28, 2024 11:10:23 GMT -8
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everybody!
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Oct 29, 2024 11:22:56 GMT -8
Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news please.
Doctor: We're naming a disease after you.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Oct 29, 2024 12:13:01 GMT -8
I think all these concerns about GMO products are a bunch of hooey.
I just ate a leg of salmon, and it was delicious.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Oct 31, 2024 16:26:45 GMT -8
Why do nurses carry around red crayons?
Sometimes they need to draw blood.
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Post by hikerjer on Nov 1, 2024 18:08:25 GMT -8
I’ve been sharing some of these with my kids. My son just sent me this one: My psychiatrist said I was crazy. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said, “OK, you’re ugly too”.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Nov 2, 2024 12:31:30 GMT -8
People say that I've gained a lot of weight, but in my defense I have to say that I've had a lot on my plate.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Nov 2, 2024 17:36:35 GMT -8
This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!
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