ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 30, 2024 4:14:49 GMT -8
Why can't you tell jokes about retired people?
None of them work.
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Post by marmotstew on May 30, 2024 10:05:31 GMT -8
How do you organize a party in space?
You planet.
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Post by ErnieW on May 30, 2024 10:36:14 GMT -8
I tried doing 100 sit-ups but I didn’t finish.
My stomach couldn’t handle that kind of ab use.
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Post by marmotstew on May 30, 2024 10:41:23 GMT -8
Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept.
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Post by marmotstew on May 30, 2024 18:38:39 GMT -8
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library it has the most stories.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on May 31, 2024 22:30:33 GMT -8
I love elevator jokes. They work on so many levels.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 1, 2024 14:05:56 GMT -8
How many people died on the Titanic?
A boatload.
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 2, 2024 9:10:38 GMT -8
My wife and I had a bunch of books fall out of our bookcase.
We have only our shelves to blame
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 2, 2024 20:27:57 GMT -8
I'm feeling a bit gutted, honestly thought I'd win the giant butterfly competition. I told everyone I would win...
Me and my big moth.
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 3, 2024 11:02:36 GMT -8
I've been single for some time but recently I started dating a nice woman who looks after animals at the local zoo.
I think she's a keeper.
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Post by marmotstew on Jun 3, 2024 13:11:16 GMT -8
What’s the strongest day of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the other days are weak days.
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 4, 2024 4:21:41 GMT -8
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.
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Post by GaliWalker on Jun 5, 2024 7:19:57 GMT -8
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen, I saw a man frying chips. I asked him, "Are you the friar?" He replied, "No, I'm the chip monk."
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 5, 2024 10:40:15 GMT -8
Every morning I get up and tell my wife that I'm going jogging, but I never do.
It's kind of a running joke.
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 8, 2024 11:42:19 GMT -8
I took the shell off my racing snail.
I thought it would make him faster but it just made him more sluggish.
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