balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on May 16, 2024 5:28:26 GMT -8
What's the most popular band at the Alzheimer's care home?
The Who.
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Post by marmotstew on May 16, 2024 6:17:55 GMT -8
I used to be addicted to soap. But I’m clean now.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 17, 2024 10:01:58 GMT -8
My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
I think this could spell disaster.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 20, 2024 7:58:42 GMT -8
Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight.
That would cause mass confusion.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 20, 2024 9:58:43 GMT -8
I hear they're excavating the largest dinosaur tibia fossil ever found.
It's a real shin dig.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 20, 2024 15:21:12 GMT -8
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GaliWalker
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Post by GaliWalker on May 20, 2024 15:37:46 GMT -8
^ So true!
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Post by bluefish on May 21, 2024 3:05:14 GMT -8
^ That's almost not hyperbolic.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 23, 2024 7:10:32 GMT -8
I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in the local park.
So basically, she sells C cells by the seesaw.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on May 23, 2024 12:41:56 GMT -8
People in Saudi Arabia don't like the Flintstones, But people in Abu Dhabi do.
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Post by marmotstew on May 23, 2024 14:03:03 GMT -8
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 25, 2024 10:56:06 GMT -8
How does a dyslexic poet write?
Inverse.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on May 27, 2024 12:42:15 GMT -8
A woman came up to me and said: "out? over? under? through?"
It was pretty obvious she was prepositioning me.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 28, 2024 6:10:29 GMT -8
I've been breeding racing deer.
Just trying to make a quick buck.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 28, 2024 6:29:10 GMT -8
I borrowed and subsequently misplaced a cutting tool from Dwayne Johnson during craft class.
I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors.
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