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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Jun 3, 2023 15:32:47 GMT -8
I've lost my mood ring! I'm not sure how I feel about that... My ex-wife had a mood ring. When she was in a good mood, it was blue. When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my face.
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 5, 2023 5:31:01 GMT -8
The guy who invented the knock-knock joke did pretty well for himself.
They gave him the no-bell prize for humor
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 14, 2023 5:38:34 GMT -8
Scientists have released a study on the effects of alcohol on the human body.
The results are staggering.
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 15, 2023 15:19:09 GMT -8
Q. What do you call a belt made of watches?
A. A waist of time!
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 15, 2023 17:12:10 GMT -8
There are owls in Peru that hunt in pairs.
They are Inka hoots.
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 17, 2023 7:26:21 GMT -8
Who is your favorite vampire character in fiction?
The one on Sesame Street.
No fair. He doesn't count.
Oh yes he does!
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 17, 2023 10:48:19 GMT -8
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 18, 2023 6:57:37 GMT -8
A Dad(a) joke for Father's Day.
Optimist: The glass of water is half full.
Pessimist: The glass of water is half empty
Opportunist: I just drank the water in the glass.
Conspiracy theorist: That water was probably poisoned.
Dadaist: higo bloiko russula huju
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 18, 2023 7:37:49 GMT -8
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
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Bad Jokes
Jun 21, 2023 12:38:48 GMT -8
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 21, 2023 12:38:48 GMT -8
That guy who came up Altoids? I heard he made a mint
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 21, 2023 12:39:38 GMT -8
How do you make holy water?.
You put it in a pot and boil the hell out of it
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Post by ErnieW on Jun 21, 2023 13:44:14 GMT -8
Q. What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
A. The guardians of the Galaxy!
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Post by balzaccom on Jun 21, 2023 18:32:19 GMT -8
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?.
Don't know. Don't care.
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 7, 2023 5:29:59 GMT -8
Q. What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A. A bear faced lyre
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Post by balzaccom on Jul 7, 2023 18:34:25 GMT -8
Thre is a whole collection of those. What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino?
Elefino.
What do you get when you cross an abalone with a crocodile?
A crock of baloney...
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