rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on Jul 8, 2023 7:46:17 GMT -8
What do you get when you cross a sheep herding dog with a cantelope?
….A melon-collie baby
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 8, 2023 11:18:23 GMT -8
Q. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic?
A. Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 10, 2023 5:32:56 GMT -8
Q. What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic Ocean?
A. Halfway
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Jul 10, 2023 6:08:49 GMT -8
Archeologists just found a cache of pencils used by William Shakespeare. They are so badly chewed you can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
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BigLoad
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Post by BigLoad on Jul 10, 2023 20:39:29 GMT -8
Q. What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic Ocean? A. Halfway I propose a modest rewording of the setup:
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
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rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on Jul 11, 2023 6:00:27 GMT -8
A vast improvement to the joke.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Jul 16, 2023 6:26:37 GMT -8
Yesterday was so hot! I took off all my clothes and opened all the windows.
That felt a lot better, but the other passengers on the bus were not happy.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 16, 2023 9:32:21 GMT -8
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Jul 16, 2023 14:29:51 GMT -8
My boss asked me: How good are you at Powerpoint?
I told him I excel.
He asked if that were a Microsoft pun.
Word.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 16, 2023 14:34:25 GMT -8
I think my wife is starting to get depressed with all this rain we’re getting.
Everyday, I see her at the window with a sad look on her face.
If it gets any worse I might have to let her back inside.
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balzaccom
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Jul 26, 2023 8:30:13 GMT -8
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Post by balzaccom on Jul 26, 2023 8:30:13 GMT -8
You know, we never did find out what the Knights in White sat in...
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driftwoody
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Bad Jokes
Jul 26, 2023 8:48:43 GMT -8
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Post by driftwoody on Jul 26, 2023 8:48:43 GMT -8
You know, we never did find out what the Knights in White sat in... The satin knights sat in see-saws, singing ...
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jul 26, 2023 11:54:27 GMT -8
Q. What is Indiana Jones' least favorite band?
A. The Rolling Stones.
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driftwoody
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Jul 26, 2023 15:46:56 GMT -8
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Post by driftwoody on Jul 26, 2023 15:46:56 GMT -8
Q. What is Indiana Jones' least favorite band? A. The Rolling Stones. Shame on you! That bad joke is entirely unacceptable on Mick Jagger's 80th birthday.
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Jul 26, 2023 19:13:11 GMT -8
Hey! McCloud! Get offa my ewe!
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