ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 28, 2024 7:44:55 GMT -8
Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens...
They're calling it the Apollo G
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 29, 2024 11:46:24 GMT -8
My friend has joined a cult that worships black holes.
I'd hate to get sucked into something like that.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 29, 2024 11:53:53 GMT -8
There's two fish in a tank, and one says 'How do you drive this thing?'
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 30, 2024 5:02:23 GMT -8
The only difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac is a comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 30, 2024 5:02:45 GMT -8
Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 30, 2024 5:03:49 GMT -8
There was Chop Suey all over my bed this morning.
I've been sleep wokking again.
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Post by balzaccom on Apr 30, 2024 7:04:12 GMT -8
Two jumper cables tried to get into a popular club.
The bouncer let them in, but told them not to start anything.
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Post by catonsvillebill on Apr 30, 2024 17:17:41 GMT -8
I finally got my dream job as a conductor. Problem was that I looked all over the train but couldn't find the orchestra!
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Post by ErnieW on May 1, 2024 5:28:47 GMT -8
I boiled a funny bone last night and had a laughing stock
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Post by ErnieW on May 1, 2024 5:29:15 GMT -8
I like telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs!
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 3, 2024 7:52:18 GMT -8
What do you call a traveler who never gets angry?
Nomad
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Post by ErnieW on May 4, 2024 15:48:40 GMT -8
There was an explosion at the Chinese dumpling restaurant last night
It was wonton destruction
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Post by ErnieW on May 4, 2024 20:12:13 GMT -8
My friend just brought a load of graph paper.
I think they’re plotting something.
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Post by balzaccom on May 5, 2024 5:14:40 GMT -8
A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist walk in to a bar.
The bartender looks at them and points to a sign, labeled: "NO JOKES SERVED HERE" and asks the gentlemen to leave. They reluctantly get up and leave before any discussion between them occurs.
The next day, a horse walks in to this same bar. Once again, the bartender points to the sign: "NO JOKES SERVED HERE". With a long face, the horse gets up from his bar stool and leaves the building.
The day after that, a chicken walks in to the bar. The bartender approaches the chicken as it sits down. He once again points to the sign and says, "I am sorry, but we don't allow jokes to be served here."
"Fine!" says the chicken, clucking with disapproval. "But can you at least tell me where else can I get a drink around here?"
The bartender replies, "yeah, there's another bar across the road."
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Post by GaliWalker on May 5, 2024 7:31:42 GMT -8
^ Fantastic!
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