driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 23, 2023 3:11:50 GMT -8
A bear hunter was driving along a twisty forest road to the trailhead when he saw a BEAR LEFT sign, so he turned around and went home.
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ErnieW
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I want to backpack
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Post by ErnieW on Jan 23, 2023 6:59:06 GMT -8
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 26, 2023 5:17:36 GMT -8
Most women dream of a man picking her up, tossing her onto the bed, and cleaning the house while she sleeps.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jan 26, 2023 5:53:41 GMT -8
Q. What did the teddy bear say after dinner?
A. I'm stuffed
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Feb 5, 2023 12:51:52 GMT -8
From my daughter's boyfriend:
Thank you for explainin the word 'plethora' to me.
It means a lot .
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Post by catonsvillebill on Feb 5, 2023 15:36:39 GMT -8
The Emergency Rooms in this area are awful. Crowded and slow paced. Just the other day a dear friend swallowed some invisible ink by mistake. It took him 6 hours to be seen in the emergency room.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Feb 7, 2023 7:14:17 GMT -8
I'm reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it!
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Feb 9, 2023 9:30:07 GMT -8
Why didn't the ghost have fun at the dance?
He had no body to dance with...
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 9, 2023 12:45:22 GMT -8
Q. What did the ghost buy at the bar?
A. Boos!
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Mar 11, 2023 6:35:28 GMT -8
A cop pulled me over for speeding.
I explained that I was just trying to keep up with the traffic.
He pointed out that there was no traffic.
See? That's how far behind I am!
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Mar 23, 2023 14:08:18 GMT -8
Did I get this right? Technically, Moses was the first person to download files from the cloud on a tablet?
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rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on Mar 23, 2023 18:04:53 GMT -8
Did I get this right? Technically, Moses was the first person to download files from the cloud on a tablet? I shared this with my Mom. She promptly came back with: ”And true to techie form, the whole system crashed and had to be reloaded.”
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BigLoad
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Post by BigLoad on Mar 23, 2023 18:29:00 GMT -8
Did I get this right? Technically, Moses was the first person to download files from the cloud on a tablet? I shared this with my Mom. She promptly came back with: ”And true to techie form, the whole system crashed and had to be reloaded.” It wasn't the first time people didn't follow the instructions.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Mar 25, 2023 19:21:56 GMT -8
I just learned that Bruce Lee had a brother who eschewed violence and was a vegan. The guy's name was Brocco.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Mar 26, 2023 9:48:51 GMT -8
Rene Descartes walked into a bar.
The bartender said: "How about a beer?"
Descartes replied: "I think not." And ceased to exist.
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