balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 14, 2023 7:59:37 GMT -8
Quote by a ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is difficult to create the perfect garbage can that bears can’t break into:
“There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the stupidity of the dumbest tourists."
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rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on Jan 14, 2023 8:39:01 GMT -8
Quote by a ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is difficult to create the perfect garbage can that bears can’t break into: “There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the stupidity of the dumbest tourists." I call foul. This one’s no joke!
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echo
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Post by echo on Jan 14, 2023 8:54:40 GMT -8
And the seagulls and ravens can outsmart both bears and tourists
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 14, 2023 8:59:19 GMT -8
Leave it to Echo to make a fowl joke about Rebecca's calling foul!
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jan 14, 2023 15:08:15 GMT -8
I don't know if this will work for everyone. Its a link to a Mastodon thread. Also it may have what some may consider bad language but it does have a long series of really bad jokes: universeodon.com/@godpod/109690010950867249
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 16, 2023 14:58:54 GMT -8
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws, whereas a comma marks a pause at the end of a clause.
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 20, 2023 7:25:26 GMT -8
My wife actually bought me a T-shirt with stick figures and captions for husband and wife:
Wife says: You never listen to a word I say. You only hear what you want to hear.
Husband replies: Sure, I'll have a beer.
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 20, 2023 11:02:33 GMT -8
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Post by starwalker on Jan 20, 2023 13:09:58 GMT -8
Seen in at Russell's Truck Stop on I-40 on the Texas, New Mexico state line.
Directions for the restrooms, Men on the left because women are always right.
BTW, it is worth stopping there for looking through the free classic automobile museum.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 21, 2023 12:29:59 GMT -8
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin!
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 21, 2023 12:49:48 GMT -8
A five year old kid walks up to grumpy grandpa and says: "Grampy, do you want to hear a joke?"
Grumpy Grampy in reply says: "Kiddo my whole life is a joke."
Kid: "OK, but this one's funny."
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Jan 21, 2023 15:38:46 GMT -8
Q. Which knight invented King Arthur's Round Table?
A. Sir Cumference.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 21, 2023 22:31:58 GMT -8
Why can't cows wear sandals?
Lactose
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Post by ErnieW on Jan 22, 2023 6:45:12 GMT -8
Q. Why is a woman thru hiker like a hockey player?
A. They both go three periods before taking a shower.
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Post by ErnieW on Jan 22, 2023 20:12:23 GMT -8
Rarely, hikers of the PCT report seeing psychic grizzlies take control of their friends, who start foraging and looking for honey...
Bear in mind, that doesn't happen very often.
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