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Post by balzaccom on Jan 5, 2023 7:33:40 GMT -8
How do you keep a bagel captive?
You put lox on it.
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 7, 2023 6:50:08 GMT -8
Those who are too intelligent to get involved in politics are punished by being governed by those who are not so intelligent.
Plato.
Discuss among yourselves.
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 7, 2023 6:53:10 GMT -8
What kind of jokes do you tell in the shower?
Clean ones.
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 7, 2023 6:58:14 GMT -8
Okay. One more:
Lord, please give me patience. Because if you give me strength, I'm also going to need a good attorney and some money for bail.
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Post by absarokanaut on Jan 7, 2023 9:16:51 GMT -8
From my Romanian friend:
Life is like the hair between your butt cheeks. Short and full of _______.
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 7, 2023 9:27:29 GMT -8
Klingons that circle Uranus?
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Post by franco on Jan 7, 2023 15:58:59 GMT -8
I must be a genius. I finished my latest jigsaw puzzle in 15 days. It says 2-4 years on the box!!!
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Post by franco on Jan 8, 2023 17:06:39 GMT -8
Is there anything legal that kleptomaniacs can take ?
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 8, 2023 17:17:42 GMT -8
Is there anything legal that kleptomaniacs can take ? Incarceration.
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 9, 2023 18:24:57 GMT -8
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don't work.
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 9, 2023 18:26:55 GMT -8
It was a very emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 10, 2023 10:26:11 GMT -8
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
I was expecting an angry reaction, but she hugged me.
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 13, 2023 8:58:33 GMT -8
The world is dividied into two kinds of people.
Avoid them both.
Authur Shopenhauer
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 13, 2023 10:39:59 GMT -8
Dad, can u help? There's a moth outside the bathroom door. Cn u get rid of it?
Dad? Pls hurry cuz i am gonna cry.
Dad?
Dad?
Answer: Dad is dead, ur next. Love, Moth.
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Post by ErnieW on Jan 13, 2023 15:48:45 GMT -8
Sorry this isn't a joke but I just had to say that for run there the jokes were starting to be good not bad but that last one clearly put this thread back in the bad zone.
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