driftwoody
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Take the path closer to the edge, especially if less traveled
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Post by driftwoody on Aug 16, 2020 8:09:52 GMT -8
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ErnieW
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I want to backpack
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Post by ErnieW on Aug 27, 2020 19:35:11 GMT -8
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desert dweller
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Power to the Peaceful...Hate does not create.
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Post by desert dweller on Aug 27, 2020 20:19:42 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2020 20:31:53 GMT -8
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desert dweller
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Post by desert dweller on Aug 28, 2020 10:04:23 GMT -8
Definition of a “perfect pitch"?
It's when you throw a banjo into the trash can and hit the accordion that was already in there.
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Post by starwalker on Aug 28, 2020 22:47:43 GMT -8
Why does everyone sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they are already there?
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Aug 29, 2020 3:45:07 GMT -8
Two old ladies snuck a fifth of rum into the ballpark, and kept drinking it mixed with cokes until they finished the bottle.
Q: Based on that information, what is the game situation? . . . . . . . . . A: Bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded.
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Post by starwalker on Sept 9, 2020 16:56:30 GMT -8
What do the parent buffaloes say when their boy heads off for college?
By son.
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driftwoody
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Bad Jokes
Sept 9, 2020 17:16:54 GMT -8
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Post by driftwoody on Sept 9, 2020 17:16:54 GMT -8
^^very bad joke^^
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desert dweller
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Post by desert dweller on Sept 9, 2020 18:43:25 GMT -8
Represents the theme perfectly.
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franco
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Post by franco on Sept 12, 2020 15:06:53 GMT -8
Takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub but 45 minutes to walk back. The difference is staggering.
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Post by burntfoot on Sept 12, 2020 18:52:52 GMT -8
A man with a drinking problem was given an ultimatum by his wife. "One more time drunk, and I'm leaving you." He's a good boy for a few weeks. Then, one Friday after getting his payday check he goes out with the boys. Walking home drunk, he's scared because he doesn't want his wife to leave. On the way home, he passes a music store that has a big poster about syncopation. He thinks "My wife knows nothing about music, so I'll use that." She's waiting for him when he walks in, angry of course. Before she can say anything, he says "I've just come from the doctor. He says I have Syncopation." She has no idea what that is, so she looks up a definition in a dictionary. "An unsteady movement from bar to bar."
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franco
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Post by franco on Sept 12, 2020 21:59:50 GMT -8
Best syncopation joke bar none.
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Post by burntfoot on Sept 13, 2020 9:04:00 GMT -8
Yeah, as a band director, I hear quite a few music jokes. Some of my favorites, though not bad jokes are: Jungle Drum Magic Mirror
And numerous instrument specific jokes such as How can you tell if the music stage is perfectly level? The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Or, what did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool
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Post by hikerjer on Oct 19, 2020 12:11:44 GMT -8
That truly is a bad joke in every sense of the way.
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