tomas
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Post by tomas on Oct 21, 2020 14:49:49 GMT -8
I recently learned that there were four common types of poison in ancient Rome.
Poison I was deadly
Poison II was deadly
Poison III was also dealy
Poison IV, however, was itchy
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Post by geosp on Oct 30, 2020 15:03:25 GMT -8
My wife sent me a text 'Your great!' Naturally I texted back saying 'No, you're great' She's been walking around happy and smiling all day. Do you think I should just let her, or should I tell her I was correcting her grammar?
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Oct 30, 2020 15:25:09 GMT -8
Do you think I should just let her, or should I tell her I was correcting her grammar? Forget the grammar; the first thing you should have corrected was her false statement!
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geosp
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Post by geosp on Oct 30, 2020 15:33:19 GMT -8
Forget the grammar; the first thing you should have corrected was her false statement! Ouch!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2020 4:51:46 GMT -8
My wife sent me a text 'Your great!' Naturally I texted back saying 'No, you're great' She's been walking around happy and smiling all day. Do you think I should just let her, or should I tell her I was correcting her grammar? Gabby?
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Post by geosp on Nov 17, 2020 14:13:06 GMT -8
The problem with writing jokes when you're dyslexic is getting one word wrong and the joke is urined.
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Post by burntfoot on Nov 17, 2020 19:43:57 GMT -8
There was an agnostic dyslexic insomniac. He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.
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geosp
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Post by geosp on Nov 17, 2020 22:52:52 GMT -8
Then there was the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa...
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Post by geosp on Nov 24, 2020 12:37:54 GMT -8
Did anyone actually find out what the Knights in White, sat in?
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Nov 30, 2020 11:11:28 GMT -8
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Post by desert dweller on Dec 3, 2020 11:07:14 GMT -8
I git all ma lernin' from deese guys.
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Post by geosp on Dec 8, 2020 20:20:00 GMT -8
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Post by burntfoot on Dec 8, 2020 21:03:40 GMT -8
Noel. I once got a card from my grandfather. On the front were a picture of a camel and an elephant. They were labeled "Cam" and "Ephant" Inside, the card said "Noel, Noel"
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Dec 9, 2020 4:37:29 GMT -8
In 1989 my two hiking buddies and I got a shuttle ride in GSMNP from an old fella who lived near the Smokies all his life. He told us about a pregnant woman walking a trail who was startled by a bear that crossed the path right in front in front of her. When that baby was born it had two bare feet!
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Dec 9, 2020 4:40:07 GMT -8
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Post by driftwoody on Dec 9, 2020 4:40:07 GMT -8
Two bear hunters driving to the trailhead on a curvy forest road saw a sign stating Bear Left, so they turned around and went home.
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