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Post by marmotstew on Mar 12, 2024 14:55:12 GMT -8
Why did ErnieW throw his clock out the window?
Cause he wanted to see time fly.
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 12, 2024 16:55:55 GMT -8
Why did ErnieW throw his clock out the window? Cause he wanted to see time fly. and hope daylight savings stops
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 15, 2024 5:15:59 GMT -8
As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall. Confused , I stared up at him and he sneered back.
And I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending."
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 15, 2024 5:16:31 GMT -8
One of the animals in the local zoo is pregnant, but nobody is comfortable talking about it.
It’s the elephant in the womb.
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 15, 2024 18:01:28 GMT -8
Did you hear about the woman at the airport who fainted on the baggage carousel?
It’s fine. She came around eventually.
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 17, 2024 7:08:08 GMT -8
Almost all garden gnomes have red hats - its a little gnome fact!
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 17, 2024 11:22:34 GMT -8
Breaking news: Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 18, 2024 8:05:06 GMT -8
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain…
Due to all the indoor fins.
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 19, 2024 4:54:32 GMT -8
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.
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Post by rebeccad on Mar 19, 2024 6:55:11 GMT -8
Q: How do you make holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it. Love it! And it turns out that’s also how we make potable water in many places. I think I drank a bunch of holy water in Africa last month.
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 20, 2024 5:37:02 GMT -8
How do evil geniuses stay warm?
Secret layers
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 21, 2024 20:04:58 GMT -8
There's an old couple in church. The wife turns to the husband and says "I've just done a silent fart. What should I do?" The husband says "Put new batteries in your hearing aid"
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 23, 2024 18:30:55 GMT -8
A slice of pie is
$1.50 in Jamaica. $2 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 29, 2024 22:23:04 GMT -8
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
From a second hand store.
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 31, 2024 7:35:09 GMT -8
Have you ever seen fruit preserves being made?
It's jarring.
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