ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 1, 2024 11:15:35 GMT -8
I bought a book called “1001 Uses for Binary”.
When I got home, I was disappointed to find out there were only 9 entries.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 4, 2024 6:06:47 GMT -8
Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner?
It was Chewie.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 5, 2024 16:59:30 GMT -8
A Tibetan monk making his morning toast sees, in the margarine, the face of Jesus.
He says: "I can't believe it's not Buddha."
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 5, 2024 17:30:34 GMT -8
I went to the doctor's today and said, "I've been bitten by a wolf."
The doctor asked, "Where?"
I said, "No, I think it was just an ordinary one!”
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 6, 2024 8:47:16 GMT -8
“Head, shoulders, knees and toes,” used to be a fun little kids’ song.
Now it’s a list of things that hurt.
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GaliWalker
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Post by GaliWalker on Apr 6, 2024 15:19:02 GMT -8
I went to the doctor's today and said, "I've been bitten by a wolf."
The doctor asked, "Where?"
I said, "No, I think it was just an ordinary one!” It took me a while to get it.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 7, 2024 19:58:16 GMT -8
My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange"
I said: "No it doesn't"
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 10, 2024 3:26:48 GMT -8
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
No sun.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 10, 2024 4:44:51 GMT -8
What happened when the rat jumped off the building?
It became a road dent.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Apr 14, 2024 18:02:44 GMT -8
This new religion that worships the color blue...what do they call themselves??
Cyantologists.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Apr 14, 2024 19:45:17 GMT -8
You cannot run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 15, 2024 11:58:28 GMT -8
My career adviser suggested I apply to join a Search & Rescue Team.
She said that they are always looking for someone.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 15, 2024 12:09:10 GMT -8
What do you call two crows on a branch?
Attempted murder.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Apr 23, 2024 10:10:04 GMT -8
Don't buy flowers at a monastery.
Because only you can prevent florist friars.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Apr 23, 2024 10:13:44 GMT -8
What do you know about atoms?
Very little.
Besides that.
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