ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 3, 2024 12:05:31 GMT -8
Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
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Post by starwalker on Mar 4, 2024 15:18:40 GMT -8
Buying stock in a wind chime factory is a sound investment.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 5, 2024 13:59:28 GMT -8
I changed my GPS voice to Bono. Unfortunately, now all the streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 6, 2024 6:17:29 GMT -8
What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second one.
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GaliWalker
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Post by GaliWalker on Mar 6, 2024 7:45:09 GMT -8
I changed my GPS voice to Bono. Unfortunately, now all the streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Amazing! Too funny!
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 6, 2024 17:03:52 GMT -8
What do you call a man who fights tigers?
Claude.
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Mar 6, 2024 17:31:28 GMT -8
Definitions from the Hillbilly medical dictionary:
Artery: the study of paintings Dilate: to live long Barium: what to do after patients die Nitrates: cheaper than day rates Benign: what you be after you be 8 Tumor: one plus two more Recovery room: a place to upholster old couches
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 8, 2024 5:14:07 GMT -8
I bought a radio at a garage sale today. $2 for the radio, the volume knob was broken and stuck at full.
I thought, I can't turn that down.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 8, 2024 7:33:15 GMT -8
The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 8, 2024 11:25:24 GMT -8
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said 'Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.'
So I got her nothing.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 9, 2024 22:08:12 GMT -8
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam movie I’ve ever seen.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 10, 2024 14:14:46 GMT -8
How does a dyslexic poet write?
Inverse.
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Post by bluefish on Mar 11, 2024 0:30:59 GMT -8
Where do the flamingos live? In the house with the plastic Floridians out front.
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Post by bluefish on Mar 11, 2024 4:04:55 GMT -8
What did the Zen poet chant to become one with his writing ? I am Bic Pen tameter.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Mar 12, 2024 5:12:35 GMT -8
I’m currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city.
It’s a Rome ants novel.
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