ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 15, 2024 6:06:42 GMT -8
I made a playlist for hiking.
It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my Trail Mix.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 15, 2024 19:12:14 GMT -8
What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?
They can't control their pupils.
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balzaccom
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Waiting for spring...
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Post by balzaccom on Feb 16, 2024 11:32:10 GMT -8
What's the one word that everyone spells wrong?
Wrong
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Feb 16, 2024 20:30:58 GMT -8
Did you hear about Rudolph's roller-coaster ride?
The poor guy had to hang on for deer life.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 18, 2024 8:16:56 GMT -8
I said to my girlfriend, "I want you to have this bracelet, it belonged to my Grandmother'"
She said, "Thank you, but what does DNR mean?"
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 18, 2024 8:26:09 GMT -8
Did you hear about the big Lego sale?
People were lined up for blocks.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 18, 2024 19:19:33 GMT -8
What does salad say before it eats?
Lettuce prey.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 19, 2024 7:34:44 GMT -8
Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to watch a movie.
She said, “What movie would you like to see?”
I said, “You pick.”
She said, “You pick.”
I said, “I don’t care. You pick.”
She said, “Sir, there are people waiting behind you waiting to buy tickets.”
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 21, 2024 7:41:17 GMT -8
My son likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.
It’s a little drum attic.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 22, 2024 12:39:16 GMT -8
I met a microbiologist today.
He was much taller than I expected.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 24, 2024 12:15:55 GMT -8
I invented a thought controlled air freshener. It sounds ridiculous, but it makes scents when you think about it
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 26, 2024 6:21:56 GMT -8
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
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GaliWalker
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Post by GaliWalker on Feb 26, 2024 17:11:01 GMT -8
She was an open book. He was illiterate.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 26, 2024 19:32:48 GMT -8
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 27, 2024 5:40:51 GMT -8
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To work on his pecks.
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