driftwoody
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Feb 1, 2024 10:13:32 GMT -8
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Post by driftwoody on Feb 1, 2024 10:13:32 GMT -8
I was going to tell a joke about carpentry, but I couldn't find one that woodwork. Nailed it! Reminded me of a bad joke likely posted somewhere in this thread: I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. I saw it with my own eyes.
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Post by bluefish on Feb 1, 2024 16:35:33 GMT -8
They gave the good hearted cannibal a humanitarian award.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 2, 2024 5:33:49 GMT -8
Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type.
I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 4, 2024 15:04:38 GMT -8
My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me.
I think she's just being clothes-minded!
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 9, 2024 11:18:59 GMT -8
I made a belt out of herb sprigs this morning!!
It was a waist of thyme.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 10, 2024 11:40:26 GMT -8
I used to run a dating service for chickens but I struggled to make hens meet.
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GaliWalker
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Feb 10, 2024 14:36:05 GMT -8
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Post by GaliWalker on Feb 10, 2024 14:36:05 GMT -8
^ Good one!
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Feb 10, 2024 21:30:56 GMT -8
Do you know why you can never hear pterodactyls when they go to the bathroom?
The P is silent.
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GaliWalker
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Feb 11, 2024 5:52:32 GMT -8
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Post by GaliWalker on Feb 11, 2024 5:52:32 GMT -8
lol
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 12, 2024 6:57:15 GMT -8
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up. You could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water.”
I know he means well.
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driftwoody
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Feb 12, 2024 9:53:02 GMT -8
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Post by driftwoody on Feb 12, 2024 9:53:02 GMT -8
Dad jokes that aren't readily a parent are the best!
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 12, 2024 18:51:54 GMT -8
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room and eat my vegetables
Turns out, I was on the mothership.
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Post by bluefish on Feb 13, 2024 3:56:16 GMT -8
The best guideline the Russians had for taking over America was setting a president.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Feb 14, 2024 20:24:46 GMT -8
When they buried my high school English teacher they misspelled his name on the tombstone.
It was a grave mistake.
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Westy
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Post by Westy on Feb 14, 2024 20:33:36 GMT -8
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