ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 5, 2024 10:51:36 GMT -8
I had to give up my career as a photographer.
I kept losing focus.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 5, 2024 10:52:08 GMT -8
I used to be a personal trainer.
Then I gave my too weak notice.
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Post by burntfoot on May 5, 2024 19:54:27 GMT -8
There was Chop Suey all over my bed this morning. I've been sleep wokking again. Or the new Korean cookbook 100 Ways to Wok Your Dog
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balzaccom
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Waiting for spring...
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Post by balzaccom on May 6, 2024 5:34:27 GMT -8
A man lost three fingers in an industrial accident. He asked his doctor is he could still drive with that hand.
You might, the doctor replied, but I wouldn't count on it.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 6, 2024 6:06:27 GMT -8
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A Brick.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 8, 2024 4:50:01 GMT -8
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 8, 2024 16:34:15 GMT -8
People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words
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rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on May 9, 2024 6:03:27 GMT -8
People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words Stealing this.
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on May 9, 2024 11:35:53 GMT -8
I'm writing a book about all the things I should do with my life.
I'm calling it my oughtabiography
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on May 12, 2024 12:19:34 GMT -8
I think you should write a letter to everyone who has wronged you in your life and then throw them in the fire.
OK, but what do I do with the letter?
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on May 12, 2024 12:41:02 GMT -8
They told me that I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. But so far I've made a jug and three pots, and they're really nice!
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 13, 2024 17:06:02 GMT -8
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 14, 2024 5:19:12 GMT -8
My waitress at the vegetarian restaurant insisted we knew each other.
But I told her time and time again I never met herbivore.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 14, 2024 7:55:17 GMT -8
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
The hip Doctor!
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on May 14, 2024 8:10:36 GMT -8
Them: "Whose skull is that?"
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "Some guy named Phillip."
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Them: ...
Me: "It's a Phillip's head screwdriver."
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