balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Dec 9, 2020 8:03:09 GMT -8
Three men fall into a hole. Well, well, well.
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Dec 18, 2020 16:10:21 GMT -8
Perhaps this thread can use something a little more heartwarming:
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Dec 18, 2020 16:17:04 GMT -8
Thanks Driftwoody. I needed that.
Reminds me of the story I heard in Spain about the guy driving down the highway, and he sees two guys diggings holes and filling them in. On his way home, they're still at it, so he stops to watch.
Sure enough, one guys digs a hole, then the other guys fills it in. And they've done this for half a mile down the highway.
He can't resist, and so he goes over to ask them what the hell they are doing. "I don't get it," he says. "All you're doing is digging a hole, and then he goes over and fills it in, over and over."
"Yep," one of the guys agrees. "It because the guy with the landscaping bushes called in sick...so he can't do his part."
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Dec 19, 2020 12:28:20 GMT -8
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Post by desert dweller on Dec 19, 2020 17:16:49 GMT -8
I LOL'D on that and got looked at funny here at the bar.
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Post by tomas on Dec 21, 2020 12:36:15 GMT -8
I realized that I have a lot in common with my cat. We're both purr-fect.
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Post by burntfoot on Dec 22, 2020 9:23:37 GMT -8
Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook? It's called "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Dec 22, 2020 11:46:12 GMT -8
Somebody hasn't been paying attention...sadly.
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Post by burntfoot on Dec 22, 2020 15:07:51 GMT -8
Not sure what you meant. I went back 2 pages and 3 months and saw nothing in here. My wife is from another Asian country over there and told me that joke.
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Post by desert dweller on Dec 23, 2020 7:20:00 GMT -8
Okay, supposedly scientifically verified, this is the funniest joke. Let me know if you've heard it before. (Just kidding. I don't care if you've already heard it.) Two hunters are out in the woods when suddenly one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are glazed over and he's not responding. His partner calls emergency services and tells the person on the phone that he thinks his partner is dead and wants to know what it do next. The person on the phone says that first we need to make sure he's dead. There is a short silence and he hears a gunshot. The hunting partner gets back on the phone and says, Okay, what's next? link
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Post by franco on Dec 23, 2020 13:12:05 GMT -8
BTW, those cunning Germans came up with their own version , almost as not funny : Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der Straße, und von vas assaulted...peanut. Ohohohoho!
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balzaccom
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Post by balzaccom on Jan 16, 2021 19:00:05 GMT -8
What do you call someone who travels all the time and is always happy?
A nomad.
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Post by bluefish on Jan 17, 2021 4:01:03 GMT -8
What do you call someone who travels all the time and is always happy? A nomad. What happened when this smiling person met another and they had a meal- peregrinate
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Post by franco on Jan 24, 2021 17:14:02 GMT -8
I am worried about my neighbour. Every morning at 10 on the dot , she goes out into her garden, sits amongst the cabbages and peas.
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 24, 2021 17:29:07 GMT -8
I am worried about my neighbour. Every morning at 10 on the dot , she goes out into her garden, sits amongst the cabbages and peas. Eats shoots and leaves ... OK for a panda bear but not a human in a restaurant.
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