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Post by autumnmist on Feb 2, 2020 14:20:36 GMT -8
driftwoody , are you suggesting that women could prefer guns over men if men became available on demand? As to the golfing joke, I can't respond b/c embarrassment has caused my face to become so red I can't think clearly.
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Post by driftwoody on Feb 2, 2020 14:43:06 GMT -8
driftwoody , are you suggesting that women could prefer guns over men if men became available on demand? Even when men try, they can't always meet demand. Otherwise, you wouldn't see so many commercials for Viagra.
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Post by rebeccad on Feb 2, 2020 17:11:35 GMT -8
Keep it clean, kids! (Whatever that means. Nothing you wouldn’t let your 10-year-old read? Did we ever decide what “clean” is in this context?)
But, yeah, the golf joke made me laugh for real!
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Post by whistlepunk on Feb 15, 2020 8:31:08 GMT -8
I need a ten year old to explain it to me...
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Post by whistlepunk on Feb 15, 2020 8:33:31 GMT -8
I realized I no longer remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, or 500 in Roman numerals.
I'M LIVID!
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Post by franco on Feb 19, 2020 18:08:30 GMT -8
I told my wife I was going to start smoking pot. She said that if I do she would leave me. Proves that pot gets rid of aches and pains.
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Post by hikingtiger on Feb 20, 2020 13:58:27 GMT -8
Do Goth anti-vaxxers refuse to listen to The Cure?
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Post by reuben on Feb 21, 2020 16:45:06 GMT -8
They listen to Mumps, and sometimes The Germs.
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Post by geosp on Feb 21, 2020 20:00:52 GMT -8
I hired a landscape gardener the other day. He told me he couldn't help as my garden was portrait.
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Post by desert dweller on Feb 21, 2020 20:08:06 GMT -8
I hired a landscape gardener the other day. He told me he couldn't help as my garden was portrait. Took a minute but I got it.
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Post by desert dweller on Feb 23, 2020 14:21:47 GMT -8
Never take a laxative when you take a sleeping pill.
If you do you'll sleep like a baby.
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Post by geosp on Feb 23, 2020 14:45:19 GMT -8
As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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Post by whistlepunk on Mar 6, 2020 18:44:04 GMT -8
Mrs Jones called the newspaper and asked for their cheapest classified ad. She explained her husband passed away and she wanted to let all his friends know. The ad manager was surprised, but told her she could insert an ad of eight words for $5. So she said have the ad say “Bill Jones died today.” The ad manager was surprised and confused. “That is all? Your husband passed away and that is all you want to say?” “Yes.” The manager shook his head and said “You have eight words. Are you sure you do not want to say something more. The four extra words will not cost you anything.” Mrs. Jones said “Okay. Let me rewrite it. Say Bill Jones died today. Pickup truck for sale.”
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Post by whistlepunk on Mar 7, 2020 11:10:24 GMT -8
All over the world, there are radio receivers, sensors, and radio telescopes looking for intelligent life.
Ever notice they are all pointed away from Earth?
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Post by whistlepunk on Mar 10, 2020 14:38:58 GMT -8
Always double check the lawn signs during an election year. I almost voted for a real estate agent.
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