whistlepunk
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Post by whistlepunk on Nov 4, 2019 7:39:48 GMT -8
In the past 11 years, 115 people have died from weightlifting accidents in a gym. In the same time span, only one person died from eating a donut.
Make good choices.
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tomas
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Post by tomas on Nov 14, 2019 17:37:14 GMT -8
Which famous composer is the most popular among chickens?
Bach
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whistlepunk
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Post by whistlepunk on Nov 17, 2019 16:02:40 GMT -8
If men are so much stronger than women, then why in every video game the male characters are all wearing full plate armor, but all the female characters are wearing a leather bikini?
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whistlepunk
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Post by whistlepunk on Nov 21, 2019 13:16:07 GMT -8
"Laughing at your own mistakes will lengthen your like" -- a wise old man once said.
"Laughing at your wife's mistakes will shorten your life" -- wise old man's wife.
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whistlepunk
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Post by whistlepunk on Nov 24, 2019 18:45:44 GMT -8
A Thanksgiving tip:
On Thanksgiving Day if a child under age 8 offers you a cookie or candy, do not eat it. It may look harmless, but it is the flu.
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whistlepunk
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Post by whistlepunk on Nov 24, 2019 18:47:51 GMT -8
Black Friday shopping hint:
Get to the Mall early and get a good parking spot before the Mall opens. Then when the Mall opens sell your parking space to the highest bidder.
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whistlepunk
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Post by whistlepunk on Dec 16, 2019 13:43:40 GMT -8
I do not start my Christmas shopping until last year's bills are paid off. After spending all last evening going over my accounts and writing checks I can proudly say I am ready to begin my 2004 gift buying.
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tomas
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Post by tomas on Dec 16, 2019 13:56:03 GMT -8
Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?
It was an udder disaster.
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whistlepunk
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Post by whistlepunk on Dec 16, 2019 16:40:12 GMT -8
The biggest cause of injury in older men is thinking they are still young men.
The biggest cause of injury in young men is thinking they have the wisdom and experience of older men.
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tomas
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Post by tomas on Dec 19, 2019 7:53:57 GMT -8
Did you know that the best Russian hackers live in Cyberia?
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Post by desert dweller on Dec 19, 2019 10:51:21 GMT -8
What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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Post by tomas on Dec 19, 2019 15:56:07 GMT -8
Do you know why 2, 4, and 6 were concerned when they started a fight with 3, 5, and 7 who had insulted them?
The odds were against them.
But in the end they got even.
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Post by tomas on Dec 19, 2019 16:00:22 GMT -8
Which reindeer were dinosaur children afraid that Santa would use to deliver goodies to them?
Comet
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whistlepunk
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Dec 24, 2019 16:12:47 GMT -8
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Post by whistlepunk on Dec 24, 2019 16:12:47 GMT -8
Talking to my next door neighbor, I learned we are getting out of town just in time.
Santa is bringing a drum set for his eight year old.
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whistlepunk
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Post by whistlepunk on Dec 24, 2019 16:15:22 GMT -8
Packing the car to go visit the grandkids. Do we look like doting grandparents?
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