Hungry Jack
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Living and dying in 3/4 time...
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Post by Hungry Jack on Aug 1, 2016 18:51:56 GMT -8
Morgan Freeman is old, but never seems to age.
The later my five year old goes to bed, the earlier he wakes up.
A home run in baseball very, very rarely requires the batter to run.
Nicholas Cage has his own section in Netflix.
The relationship between women and shoes.
The Internal Revenue Code.
How cats sleep 18 hours a day.
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rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on Aug 1, 2016 19:01:35 GMT -8
The relationship between women and shoes. Well, I admit I'm very fond of my hiking boots...
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desert dweller
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Power to the Peaceful...Hate does not create.
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Post by desert dweller on Aug 1, 2016 19:06:06 GMT -8
Let's see, things I ponder when backpacking... -How did the physical Universe produce sentient beings? -I try to imagine the early days of long distance trekking wearing hard leather boots, cotton or wool layers and oiled canvas to keep things dry. No wonder they all had horses. -And I ponder relationships. Work, friends, community, strangers. I've had some of the most enjoyable conversations with people I had never met before.
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rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on Aug 1, 2016 19:08:15 GMT -8
I've had some of the most enjoyable conversations with people I had never met before. Ah--and I have brilliant conversations (or zinging put-downs) with people who aren't there, in multiple languages. I'm so much more fluent in my head!
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desert dweller
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Power to the Peaceful...Hate does not create.
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Post by desert dweller on Aug 1, 2016 19:13:40 GMT -8
I'm so much more fluent in my head! Ah. But do you correct yourself?
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toejam
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Hiking to raise awareness
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Post by toejam on Aug 1, 2016 19:19:12 GMT -8
I don't understand people, and I don't understand why I don't understand people, being a person myself.
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tigger
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Post by tigger on Aug 1, 2016 19:22:37 GMT -8
Who decided to taste cockroach milk for the first time. Why we don't have solar panels on electric cars. What soap is used to remove soap scum. Why Virtual Reality is called Virtual Reality vs. Alternate Reality. Who came up with the idea of Halloween being a time to scare the crap out of kids while giving them candy as a reward.
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whistlepunk
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I was an award winning honor student once. I have no idea what happened...
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Post by whistlepunk on Aug 1, 2016 19:40:35 GMT -8
Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of the outdoors?
Why are they called hot water heaters? Shouldn't they be called cold water heaters?
Why are apartments all together? Shouldn't they be called connectments?
Why are fat chance and slim chance the same thing?
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Post by autumnmist on Aug 1, 2016 20:09:19 GMT -8
The attraction of acres and acres of grass, fertilized, mowed and manicured, often weekly. I guess it's a "suburban thing."
Why some people fuss so much over other people's lives, families, decisions. Perhaps an epitaph for them should be "I wasted a lot of time meddling in other people's lives instead of accomplishing something useful for humanity."
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Post by cweston on Aug 2, 2016 3:48:50 GMT -8
Why does overlook mean the opposite of oversee?
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rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on Aug 2, 2016 8:30:08 GMT -8
I'm so much more fluent in my head! Ah. But do you correct yourself? Mais oiu.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2016 9:20:34 GMT -8
...why Sandra Bullock hasn't called.
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reuben
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Gonna need more Camels at the next refugio...
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Post by reuben on Aug 2, 2016 9:50:59 GMT -8
How any self-respecting militia can take over a federal facility without sufficient Miracle Whip, boxer briefs, throw rugs, Copenhagen, and 120 grit sandpaper to sustain them.
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RumiDude
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Post by RumiDude on Aug 2, 2016 11:35:27 GMT -8
Why it is my fault my spouse sat down on the bare rim of the toilet without checking first to see if the seat was down.
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Deborah
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Post by Deborah on Aug 2, 2016 14:27:15 GMT -8
Why dogs eat or roll in poop!?
Why cats like boxes, seems to be universal.
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