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Post by marmotstew on Nov 8, 2023 5:46:19 GMT -8
Halifax van drivers also specialize in van driving teak root products.
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Nov 8, 2023 5:49:16 GMT -8
Would you install a solid Teak Root toilet in my van, if I joined Halifax Van Drivers?
Truck stop bathrooms are so gross...
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Post by marmotstew on Nov 8, 2023 5:54:38 GMT -8
At jarrah furniture we specialize in teak root lot lizards to enhance your tuck stop experience.
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Nov 8, 2023 6:15:43 GMT -8
Hmmm...I think I'll pass. This sounds like a good way to get slivers. |
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rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on Nov 8, 2023 7:52:56 GMT -8
Looks like the east coast got the fun of our latest Teak Furniture spam-blast, since it had to wait for me to get up. Let me know if I missed any.
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Nov 8, 2023 10:29:42 GMT -8
Looks like the east coast got the fun of our latest Teak Furniture spam-blast, since it had to wait for me to get up. Let me know if I missed any. I know where you can get a solid teak root alarm clock… |
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Post by ErnieW on Nov 8, 2023 10:41:37 GMT -8
Looks like the east coast got the fun of our latest Teak Furniture spam-blast, since it had to wait for me to get up. Let me know if I missed any. Depending on where it was sourced from the teak they're selling could be illegal. |
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Nov 8, 2023 10:49:45 GMT -8
Looks like the east coast got the fun of our latest Teak Furniture spam-blast, since it had to wait for me to get up. Let me know if I missed any. Depending on where it was sourced from the teak they're selling could be illegal. Well now I’m interested… Black market teak root furniture would really impress my rich friends. I could display my black rhino horn collection. And ladies love outlaws. |
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Post by rebeccad on Nov 8, 2023 15:58:17 GMT -8
Looks like the east coast got the fun of our latest Teak Furniture spam-blast, since it had to wait for me to get up. Let me know if I missed any. Depending on where it was sourced from the teak they're selling could be illegal. My assumption is that there is no teak, though I'm sure there's a way to pay for it :D Not going to test that theory. |
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Post by balzaccom on Nov 8, 2023 19:20:44 GMT -8
My father used to tell a story about a strange robbery in Tahoe. It was a bear that would break into cabins and steal furniture. The thing about bear tracks is that the rear feet of black bears often look a bit like human footprints. One time this bear stole some deck furniture from the local Chinese restaurant, and the cop was puzzled. When they finally found the bear, it was clear: it was the boyfoot bear with the teaks of Chan.
Does that belong in the bad jokes thread?
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Nov 9, 2023 4:07:20 GMT -8
Does that belong in the bad jokes thread? That was one of my dad's favorite dad jokes. His story was a little different but the punchline was the same. |
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Post by walkswithblackflies on Nov 9, 2023 5:45:00 GMT -8
I sent my $1000 application fee to you but I haven't heard back. When can I expect to start?
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Post by marmotstew on May 8, 2024 12:56:48 GMT -8
You can start tomorrow for fee. You’ll just need to provide your own Halifax van, gas, maintenance, no breaks and deliver all the live edge tables. We will provide you with real like Manchester United Harry Gregg jersey.
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on May 8, 2024 17:21:40 GMT -8
I think I screwed up...I signed up with "Halifax Man & Van" last week. But so far everyone keeps saying they just want the Man, and that they want to be "live edged". They get real angry & stomp off when I say that I don't know what they're talking about. This is confusing. Did I sign up at the wrong place? And what are all the leather straps & swings for in the back of the van?  |
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