Tostitos bag lets you know to call an Uber.

So instead of Doritos commercials during the Super Bowl, get a bag of chip (at the same retail price) that will caution you about driving and will give you $10 off your Uber ride.

I'm a little surprised that breathalyzer tech is this simple.

Read the story here.

Of course, the first sign that you're not ok to drive is that you're asking your chips if you're ok to drive.

"Margaret, the chips say I can drive home." "Larry, that's a bag of dog food."