tomas
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Post by tomas on Dec 17, 2016 19:09:23 GMT -8
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Dec 17, 2016 19:53:05 GMT -8
If you outlaw 18" rubber dildos, only outlaws will have 18" rubber dildos
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rebeccad
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Post by rebeccad on Dec 17, 2016 19:59:14 GMT -8
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!
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foxalo
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Post by foxalo on Dec 18, 2016 9:25:09 GMT -8
Never threaten a woman with toys. We're not afraid to use them!  |
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Post by absarokanaut on Dec 18, 2016 10:48:00 GMT -8
Gawd Ory, I darn near spat my smoothie out. thanks guys, that's funny !@#$ but I love this place the most when people like Ory take it to the next level.
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foxalo
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Post by foxalo on Dec 18, 2016 10:55:04 GMT -8
Isn't bigger better?
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Dec 18, 2016 11:09:52 GMT -8
Why does anyone need 18" dildos? Well I ain't just gonna wait around for the cops to show up! A dildo in the hand is better than a cop on the phone |
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foxalo
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Post by foxalo on Dec 18, 2016 11:33:34 GMT -8
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bluefish
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Post by bluefish on Dec 18, 2016 17:22:14 GMT -8
Fake gun repelled with fake love guns. Wonder how they work on bears?
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Post by cuzimthedad on Dec 18, 2016 17:47:02 GMT -8
Just barely...
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Dec 18, 2016 18:03:22 GMT -8
Wonder how they work on bears? If nobody's made one that shoots bear spray 30 feet, we need to! That's a million dollar business idea, right there... |
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foxalo
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Post by foxalo on Dec 18, 2016 18:14:49 GMT -8
Well, we know it can't buzz. They'll think it's a bee-hive.
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bluefish
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Post by bluefish on Dec 18, 2016 19:14:45 GMT -8
Wonder how they work on bears? If nobody's made one that shoots bear spray 30 feet, we need to! That's a million dollar business idea, right there... Bear-OFF! Batteries not included. Some restrictions apply. Not available in Indiana. |
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Dec 18, 2016 19:23:24 GMT -8
Bear-OFF®
Those who would trade Dildos for Security deserve neither™
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Hungry Jack
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Post by Hungry Jack on Dec 19, 2016 9:59:17 GMT -8
Those flying Ben-wa balls pack a whallop when they hit you in the back of the head.
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