About the time you decided a Spork was silly,

No one told me sporks were silly. I use a folding titanium spork on every hike. However, I will admit that I've never used it as a fork and would be hard pressed to use where a real fork is needed.

As an Anglo-American man that married a SE Asian woman and learned to use chopsticks, I've found that chopsticks can be pretty handy in certain (mostly food related) situations. But, I think that gadget would be more handy for backpacking if it was a Choon, or a Choonork.

Yeah, I have a titanium spork I found in a bush at JTree, but I've tried once or twice to fork something with it, and it's not very effective. I'll stick with a real spoon for backpacking, as that seems to maximize the speed with which I can shovel food into my mouth.

I have this (Snowpeak Carry-On Chopsticks):
The halves disassemble. The wooden tip fits into the metal top. But I see that Snowpeak no longer makes them for the US market. They are available from a number of Amazon dealers, but those greedy devils are wanting more than $300 for them. Ouch!

I was thinking that. I mean, it's not that hard to stick a couple of 8" bamboo sticks somewhere in your pack where they won't break, and the ones that came with your Chinese take-out are probably lighter than these Snowpeak things anyway.

It's the table I'm admiring. Does that fold, or do you have to screw in the legs?

The table in the picture is the Snowpeak IGT (Iron Grill Table) which is, I think, stainless steel. It is (or was - most of the components on the website are marked "Out of Stock") sold as a component system which could include various interchangeable stainless or bamboo tops, and even a grilling or stove insert. The pieces are, in the Snowpeak tradition, "pricey", at least in the US. Supply in the US is not reliable for most Snowpeak products, other than their ubiquitous titanium pots and cups. I have spoken at some length with the US distributor representative, and they are not a happy bunch about the "supply chain". Apparently, the situation is part of the "new world order", in which the average US consumer is no longer at the top of the heap in spending power, though I still find that hard to fathom. As I mentioned before, the Japanese, in particular, are consumers extraordinaire, and that extends to "camping equipment".

The table I have, which was also discontinued long ago, is the Snowpeak Baja table, a much lighter and smaller unit (16"X12"X4" tall) which has folding legs, and which assembles from 5 parts, provided in a neat bag like the chopsticks which started this arduous journey into the reaches of Snowpeak, located deep within the Ikea-style marketing universe.

It was popular for a long while among Japanese campers, but is no longer made. It too was "pricey".

I believe I have something similar to this, the slats of which roll up for carrying (this one from hayneedle.com):

Some of my friends enjoy a little wine, and this makes it more convenient, while attending an evening concert or other entertainment in a local park. My portable Helionox Sunsets and rollup table were much admired at the Shakespeare-in-the-park outing in Zilker some years ago. It's important, you see, to be comfortable and well-accoutered.

The chork might be a nice, non-confrontational way in which to introduce people to a bit of Korean fare in the park. Let me tell you about this wonderful little Korean BBQ place...