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Post by Lamebeaver on Aug 8, 2016 12:22:37 GMT -8
I notice that Trump, like Bigfoot, is very blurry when seen in public. Unfortunately, Trump appears to actually exist.
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Post by autumnmist on Aug 9, 2016 6:40:28 GMT -8
Random, unofficial observers have reported sightings of another strange creature. It's been spotted most often, actually prolifically, in public venues as opposed to forested or wild areas. The mouth seems to be active nonstop, spewing gibberish and hatred. The hair is wild, might have been bleached and is combed over toward the front of the face.
It seems to be trying to take over the US.
The creature has been dubbed BigMouth, sometimes a/k/a BigHair.
Observers in Russia have reported a similar type of wild creature, although it already seems to have accomplished its control and domination.
Researchers are trying to determine if these two creatures are related. Much scientific research is expected, including to determine whether they have experienced the evolutionary changes of contemporary people, or whether there is any direct lineage to pre-historic peoples who were more aggressive and not yet acclimated to living within communities of people.
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RumiDude
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Post by RumiDude on Aug 11, 2016 16:46:53 GMT -8
Nope, don't wanna. I don't even like looking at mine. Rumi
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