mk
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North Texas
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Apr 26, 2016 7:26:27 GMT -8
Post by mk on Apr 26, 2016 7:26:27 GMT -8
t appears you have stumbled upon the Old-timer's club. Welcome. Here, we dream about our youth, and talk about walking around the block aided by some mechanical contraption, and a nurse who is too young for us. Sometimes we act like we are out in the woods, or the mountains, just because our feeble brains take us there. It's like Total Recall, only we can't remember shit. Join the crazies, or not. Nothing halfway accepted here, except pulling our zippers only halfway up cause we are forgetful. OK - now I'm depressed. Anyway -- welcome to the forum, immadman! I'm sure you'll get lots of help choosing new/lighter gear!
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foxalo
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Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent.---Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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Post by foxalo on Apr 26, 2016 7:33:30 GMT -8
Welcome, Madman! You seem to be fitting in pretty well!
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Apr 26, 2016 7:53:24 GMT -8
Post by Lamebeaver on Apr 26, 2016 7:53:24 GMT -8
Kilts-My Mother was of Scottish ancestry-kilts must be worn commando style! Isn't there a joke about what's worn under a Scotsman's kilt? :(
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Apr 26, 2016 7:54:29 GMT -8
Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Apr 26, 2016 7:54:29 GMT -8
Kilts should only be worn with panties!
Cuz, ya know.......they're skirts
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Apr 26, 2016 7:58:32 GMT -8
Post by immadman on Apr 26, 2016 7:58:32 GMT -8
Isn't there a joke about what's worn under a Scotsman's kilt? Yes sir, there is...nothing!!!
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Post by immadman on Apr 27, 2016 4:41:08 GMT -8
Oops...I missed the scotch question! Doggone this ADD stuff!! I tend toward the...squirrel!!!!! Sorry, Single malt, 15 y/o Glenfiddich!!
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reuben
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Gonna need more Camels at the next refugio...
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Post by reuben on Apr 27, 2016 8:04:19 GMT -8
Greetings, mad man.
Also need your thoughts on okra and orange shoes.
Q: How many parakeets can you fit under a Scotsman's kilt?
A: It depends on the size of the perch.
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Post by immadman on Apr 27, 2016 9:16:04 GMT -8
Okra-Fried
Orange Shoes-I did not know they had feet. Why shoes if no feet?
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 9:39:11 GMT -8
Welcome Madman. It's clear from this thread that some folks are (ahem) "padding" the intro questionnaire with new questions, i.e. like about orange shoes. Perceptive answer you provided.
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rebeccad
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Writing like a maniac
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Post by rebeccad on Apr 27, 2016 14:48:32 GMT -8
Another new member who looks like he'll fit right in. We seem to be attracting the right sorts, by which I mean the crazies, in a good sort of way. Except the part of about having such a closed mind on the veggie front. Nothing wrong with beets or brussels sprouts, fixed the right way.*
*And as Steve notes, "the right way" is not to make tea of them!
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reuben
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Apr 27, 2016 15:33:47 GMT -8
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Post by reuben on Apr 27, 2016 15:33:47 GMT -8
Well, technically they're O.R.A.N.G.E shoes.
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johnnyray
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Argle-Bargle, Jiggery-Pokery, and Applesauce
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Apr 27, 2016 15:45:03 GMT -8
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Post by johnnyray on Apr 27, 2016 15:45:03 GMT -8
Welcome, beets yes brussels sprouts no unless they're stuffed with bacon.
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