geosp
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Post by geosp on Aug 7, 2019 14:24:19 GMT -8
I've heard that the Norwegian Navy are now painting barcodes on their ships. I believe it's so they can Scan de Navy in.
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tomas
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Post by tomas on Aug 10, 2019 11:21:59 GMT -8
What happens if you go seven days without a pun?
It makes one weak.
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driftwoody
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Take the path closer to the edge, especially if less traveled
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Post by driftwoody on Aug 10, 2019 14:33:33 GMT -8
Pun is the lowest form of humor (at least the ones I've read) They're kinda like a tumor Growing inside your head
If you get it right away And can't help but laugh out loud The lowest form just suits you And you fit right in With the BP Basecamp crowd.
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franco
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Post by franco on Aug 10, 2019 15:22:21 GMT -8
Every one in a while I wake up grumpy in the morning. Most mornings I let her sleep in. I heard that Snow White left because Grumpy was feeling Happy .
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Aug 10, 2019 15:59:39 GMT -8
After stating why he was divorcing Minnie, Mickey Mouse clarified to the judge that she wasn't mentally deficient but was, literally, effin' Goofy.
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whistlepunk
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I was an award winning honor student once. I have no idea what happened...
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Post by whistlepunk on Aug 14, 2019 7:12:54 GMT -8
The number 10,210 is just too intense.
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tomas
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Post by tomas on Aug 14, 2019 9:14:46 GMT -8
What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine shaft?
A -Flat minor.
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franco
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Post by franco on Aug 15, 2019 16:44:45 GMT -8
My wife has been taking pills for "joint benefits". I don't feel any different. ( I made that up yesterday after seeng that "Joint benefits" on the label of some pills)
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franco
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Post by franco on Aug 16, 2019 15:31:18 GMT -8
My wife asked me how many women I had slept with. I replied " only you my darling. I remained awake with the others " My visiting hours are between 10 AM and 2 PM.
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franco
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Post by franco on Aug 26, 2019 16:39:19 GMT -8
My grandad used to say that as one door closes another one opens. lovely man but a terrible cabinet maker.
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desert dweller
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Power to the Peaceful...Hate does not create.
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Post by desert dweller on Aug 26, 2019 17:19:44 GMT -8
A friend of mine raises homing pigeons. He sold one on e-bay 25 times.
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franco
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Post by franco on Aug 31, 2019 16:18:59 GMT -8
Teacher : today I am going to ask what is your favourite letter . Student : mine is G Teacher : why is that, Angus ?
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geosp
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Post by geosp on Sept 2, 2019 0:44:21 GMT -8
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
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franco
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Post by franco on Sept 2, 2019 14:04:46 GMT -8
Yesterday afternoon I saw a woman opening the door in her nightdress.
I don't know why she had one there.
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driftwoody
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Post by driftwoody on Sept 2, 2019 14:09:58 GMT -8
A bear got into my cabin in the middle of the night and I shot him in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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