Equipment Failure at Inopportune Time

It's not an adventure until something goes wrong. - Yvon Chouinard

Karl Popper's "Paradox of Tolerance". If we tolerate intolerance, intolerance will flourish. In other words: if a society is tolerant without limit, its ability to be tolerant is eventually destroyed by the intolerant.
Tolerating bigotry allows bigotry to spread. Exclusion isn't always a dirty word. Tell your local Nazi to F off today.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera.

I know the voices aren't real, but, man, they come up with some great ideas.