walkswithblackflies
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Post by walkswithblackflies on Jun 2, 2016 12:59:25 GMT -8
Assume a reputable zoo where the gorillas are treated in accordance with industry standards.
I gave a 4-hour time period thinking that would be the time required to round up / distract all the gorillas.
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OMG... y'all are such dweebs.
One HUMAN child per enclosure at 100 different enclosures each with a dedicated group of gorillas. None of the children are wearing Carmen Miranda fruit basket hats, but 2% are wearing a fruit-related shirt or skirt. The gorillas are indeed abiding by the Nuclear Non Gorilla-feration Treaty, and naptime is interrupted (for all involved).
I should further add that none of the gorillas are currently seeking treatment for anger management issues, but 2% of all gorillas (including 10% of silverbacks) have shown an interest in the NHL playoffs. 10% of children have been diagnosed with ADD/ADHD. 80% of the children said they would support Dora the Explorer running on a 3rd party ticket. 15% of the gorillas are racist. 10% of the children are poo-poo heads, and 30% have cooties. 5% of the children know some sign language, but unfortunately, none know how do sign "Please don't kill me". Chuck Norris cannot intervene.
What is the survival rate of the human children?
This is the internet, so everyone is an expert. Your answers are important and will form the basis of a new Executive Order and UN Resolution.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2016 13:15:17 GMT -8
Assume a reputable zoo where the gorillas are treated in accordance with industry standards.
I gave a 4-hour time period thinking that would be the time required to round up / distract all the gorillas. With or without screaming crowds 20 feet away and above the enclosure? |
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Jun 2, 2016 13:19:03 GMT -8
Do the gorillas have nukes?
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Post by desert dweller on Jun 2, 2016 13:27:42 GMT -8
When did the gorillas last eat?
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Jun 2, 2016 13:36:06 GMT -8
When did the gorillas last eat? ...and how many of the children are dressed up in fruit costumes? Or wearing those Carmen Miranda fruit basket hats? |
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Jun 2, 2016 13:42:25 GMT -8
OK I voted. Assuming that the gorillas are abiding by the Nuclear Non Gorilla-feration Treaty, and none of the children are wearing adorable and appetizing fruit costumes...
....100% would survive, and all grow up to poop out exponentially more crayon-gobbling linoleum lizards, who will themselves grow up and take the very last scraps of remaining native gorilla habitat, to be replanted with non-GMO hypoallergenic vanilla latte bushes.
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Post by zeke on Jun 2, 2016 13:53:16 GMT -8
Is the question about gorilla survival?
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Post by RumiDude on Jun 2, 2016 14:01:46 GMT -8
Is the question about gorilla survival? It is if all 100 kids go into the same enclosure at once. Rumi |
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Post by reuben on Jun 2, 2016 14:12:46 GMT -8
Given that none of us are gorilla experts or know what the "industry standards" are, the answers won't mean much of anything at all.
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Post by RumiDude on Jun 2, 2016 14:36:43 GMT -8
Given that none of us are gorilla experts or know what the "industry standards" are, the answers won't mean much of anything at all. Yer not playing the game correctly! Rumi |
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Post by Lamebeaver on Jun 2, 2016 15:34:03 GMT -8
Are you referring to the survival of the kids, or the gorilla? I'm not sure I could survive under those conditions.
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Jun 2, 2016 15:58:48 GMT -8
I'm not sure I could survive under those conditions. I know if I was trapped in an enclosure with 100 four year olds, I would commit sudoku |
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Post by JRinGeorgia on Jun 2, 2016 17:27:22 GMT -8
The species of the four-year-olds is not specified, so I vote for "it depends."
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Post by johnnyray on Jun 2, 2016 17:42:02 GMT -8
More gorillas fewer children.
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Post by froggiebecky on Jun 2, 2016 18:12:37 GMT -8
Is a regularly-scheduled naptime due to occur within these four hours?
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