walkswithblackflies
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Post by walkswithblackflies on Jan 31, 2024 15:11:09 GMT -8
I disagree. Undercut banks hold lots of nice fish.
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reuben
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Post by reuben on Feb 8, 2024 5:30:16 GMT -8
Given that Mojo Nixon died yesterday, this seems appropriate.
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jazzmom
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Post by jazzmom on Feb 14, 2024 5:39:13 GMT -8
But not as much as insurance companies...
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reuben
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Post by reuben on Feb 14, 2024 5:58:39 GMT -8
But not as much as insurance companies... I forget the exact numbers, but my auto insurance went up about 20% in six months - after various discounts (Congratulations! You earned XYZ in discounts!). I did the algebra and it worked out to a 44% annual increase. They're trying to make up for weather related losses.
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Post by marmotstew on Feb 14, 2024 7:58:58 GMT -8
But not as much as squirrels…
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 14, 2024 8:28:24 GMT -8
But not as much as squirrels… Don't get me started on squirrels
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reuben
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Post by reuben on Feb 14, 2024 8:41:07 GMT -8
But not as much as squirrels… So says the hoity toity woke marmot.
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Feb 14, 2024 8:44:54 GMT -8
Oh god, is thread going to turn into another Squirrel Slasher movie?
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Post by marmotstew on Feb 14, 2024 9:05:03 GMT -8
But not as much as squirrels… Don't get me started on squirrels Please start. I want to this to get dark real quick. There are some in this thread who have a notion that squirrels belong in this world. I made an unsuccessful run at city council which I would have changed the garbage bins to metal because squirrels have devoured them. It’s me and you versus them.
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Feb 14, 2024 9:18:38 GMT -8
Statistics prove that 98% of garbage can chew-throughs are perpetrated by suburbanite mall-walkers high on Tide Pods.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 14, 2024 15:08:40 GMT -8
Please start. I want to this to get dark real quick. Interesting fact: Squirrels can't burp. If you mix something like muffin mix, that they like, with baking soda 50/50 they will chow on it. When the baking soda starts mixing with their stomach acid it starts giving off CO2. Their stomach expands and squishes their organs until they are dead. Works on rats too but nothing else is hurt by that mix.
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Post by marmotstew on Feb 14, 2024 15:18:10 GMT -8
Oh yeah. This got all slasher movie quick. I also have been told to feed them the candy Dots. I’ve also considered setting up in my back window with a sniper rifle.
But yes banks and insurance companies suck for sure.
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Post by Sleeping Bag Man! on Feb 14, 2024 15:37:07 GMT -8
Why don't you guys come up with some clever ways to squish the organs of CEOs & other robber barons...do some actual good for the world, instead of trying to eradicate all that is adorable & fluffy-tailed?
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 14, 2024 16:24:37 GMT -8
You can see the rabid squirrel coming in on the floor before it attacks te guys face.
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ErnieW
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Post by ErnieW on Feb 14, 2024 16:30:17 GMT -8
eradicate all that is adorable & fluffy-tailed?
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