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Post by johntpenca on Jan 24, 2019 19:14:30 GMT -8
Trolling, trolling, trolling.
Nice.
I prefer a Glock 50mm and a pit bull. ATV's are for those with a beer gut and can't walk.
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Post by foxalo on Jan 24, 2019 19:51:47 GMT -8
OMG. Thanks for the laughs. That's what I was thinking. This might be the best thread I've read in awhile. |
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Post by ErnieW on Jan 28, 2019 13:51:17 GMT -8
I carry an M79 with some close range ammo. As long as you don't panic and make the one shot count it will stop a charging moose in its tracks and usually leave a few barbecue sized pieces ready for the taking. Oh and I am with johntpenca on the no ATV. A pack of pitbulls with their own packs do a great job carrying beer. Also you don't need the heater. All the dogs in the tent, although smelly, will keep you nice and toasty. |
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Post by tomas on Jan 28, 2019 14:05:47 GMT -8
I carry an M79 with some close range ammo. As long as you don't panic and make the one shot count it will stop a charging moose in its tracks and usually leave a few barbecue sized pieces ready for the taking The problem with that is I use moose as my shelter every night. Shoot it, gut it, and then spend the night tauntaun style. |
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Post by reuben on Jan 28, 2019 16:21:41 GMT -8
I'd bring a Great Dane. In a pinch it could double as a horse.
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Post by johntpenca on Jan 28, 2019 17:32:31 GMT -8
An alternative is a Saint Bernard with a cask of whiskey. |
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 28, 2019 19:07:33 GMT -8
This is my rifle. This is my gun. One is for killing. The other's for fun. My dog's name is Cujo. He foams at the mouth. When we're hiking north, others flee south. My ATV helps us get there much sooner. I stole it from some dude named atvtuner. |
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Post by swmtnbackpacker on Jan 28, 2019 19:22:39 GMT -8
I’d bring sharks ...
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 28, 2019 19:25:32 GMT -8
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Post by atvtuner on Jan 28, 2019 19:31:10 GMT -8
The atvs I tune only go about a mile before they lose oil pressure and hang up. The one I tuned, anyhow.
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Post by swmtnbackpacker on Jan 28, 2019 19:31:32 GMT -8
The idea is let other people try to jump them ... by digging a moat with the ATV. What good is an ATV with a manly moat building backhoe attached? |
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Post by rebeccad on Jan 28, 2019 19:51:11 GMT -8
An alternative is a Saint Bernard with a cask of whiskey. I like that option! |
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Post by rebeccad on Jan 28, 2019 19:51:37 GMT -8
This thread may have already done so. |
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Post by driftwoody on Jan 28, 2019 20:04:58 GMT -8
This thread may have already done so. I believe that was the intent. It was only a matter of time before someone brought sharks into it. |
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Post by rebeccad on Jan 28, 2019 20:13:40 GMT -8
This thread may have already done so. I believe that was the intent. It was only a matter of time before someone brought sharks into it. Guess I should have said that this Forum has jumped the shark! |
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